NO. 011 — Dead Retail

Tears for Sears

$38.00 USD

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The Story

Before the app, before the mall, there was a wishbook thick enough to double as a doorstop.

A second tribute to the same fallen giant, this one for the mail-order years — the Christmas Wish Book, the Craftsman aisle, the store credit card everyone’s parents had.

Size S M L XL 2XL

Color White Cream Black

Made to order and printed by hand in Boynton Beach, Florida. Ships in 3–5 business days.

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Size Guide

All measurements are in inches, taken flat with the garment laid on a table. Fit runs true to size, unisex. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up — made-to-order items can't be exchanged for size, so it pays to measure twice.

Size	Chest Width (pit to pit)	Body Length (shoulder to hem)
S	18"	28"
M	20"	29"
L	22"	30"
XL	24"	31"
2XL	26"	32"

Chest Width — lay the shirt flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit, then double it for full chest circumference.

Body Length — measure from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.

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Shipping & Returns

All items are made to order and ship within 1-2 business days from Boynton Beach, Florida. Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number by email.

Since each piece is printed on demand, we accept returns only for defective or misprinted items. Reach out within 14 days of delivery.

Fabric & Fit

Printed on a premium cotton/poly blend, true to size. Check the size chart before ordering — all sales on discontinued runs are final.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.